Friday, August 7, 2009

Dear Mark Shapiro

Can you please trade me, a loyal fan since birth? I don't need to go to a contender. I just figured since you're dealing away anyone with ability, you may as well deal your fans too.

I could probably get you 5 dollar dogs in return...I'm just sayin', It'd be a better fit for us both, me rooting for a real major league baseball team, you ensuring that one less seat will be filled all season long.

And in the midst of your incompetence, the Indians have won 9 of 13 and have won 4 out of the last 5 series they've played in.

Unfortunately by the time you get done with them, they won't have enough guys to field a roster, let alone continue to compete.

Your friend,


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The Church needs to pay it forward. Revolutionary love wins. Every time. Love wins. Love triumphs. Love conquers all things...

And in the midst of your incompetence

same writer?