Can you please trade me, a loyal fan since birth? I don't need to go to a contender. I just figured since you're dealing away anyone with ability, you may as well deal your fans too.
I could probably get you 5 dollar dogs in return...I'm just sayin', It'd be a better fit for us both, me rooting for a real major league baseball team, you ensuring that one less seat will be filled all season long.
And in the midst of your incompetence, the Indians have won 9 of 13 and have won 4 out of the last 5 series they've played in.
Unfortunately by the time you get done with them, they won't have enough guys to field a roster, let alone continue to compete.