My Fellow Americans...

Here is how this political season and most others like it goes...

*I tell you that I am for jobs and for less taxes. I show you the guy I'm running against is the spawn of Satan and that when he says he is for jobs and less taxes, he is a liar. Then I tell you some fabricated half truth...or quarter truth...to demonstrate why this other person is the Spawn of Satan and then I tell you I approve of the message.

*If I am running for a seat in the house or the senate, the costs I will incrue are well over $675,000 for the house and $3,765,000 for the senate. And then when you elect me, I realize that its not as cut and dry as I'd anticipated and coming in to create jobs and cut taxes isn't as easy as we'd thought. So instead of creating jobs we create taxes and instead of cutting taxes we cut jobs and then I tell you in 4 years that my opponent is the brother or sister of that spawn of Satan I beat 4 years ago.

HERE'S AN IDEA...IF YOU'RE CLAIMING TO BE FOR JOBS...TAKE THE 3.75 MILLION DOLLARS YOU WANT TO SPEND TO TELL US ABOUT SATAN'S OFFSPRING, AND USE IT TO PROVE YOU REALLY ARE FOR JOBS!! START A BUSINESS OR A MOVEMENT THAT PROVIDES JOB OPPORTUNITIES OR KEEP A LARGE FACTORY UP AND RUNNING TO KEEP PEOPLE EMPLOYED. SHOW ME YOU ACTUALLY DISLIKE UNEMPLOYMENT!

Praise God we are to the last day of this politicking mumbo jumbo. The whole political process needs to be rethought.

My name is Ben Thompson and I approve of this message.