Friday, December 19, 2008

A Christmas Day Miracle

Report Card Time

Greek I A
Homiletics A
Theology II A
Missions A
Doctrine of Holy Spirit A

5 classes 5 A's! You may not think that this is a big deal, but at Ashland Seminary they grade on a weighted system. 97-100 = A 95-96 = A- 91-94 = B+ etc.

This quarter definitely helped the ol' GPA out a bit, but I still hold to my conviction. 'D' is for Degree (or Diploma, or Divinity).

So, I know parents that bribe their kids to get A's. Please feel free to do the same. You can send your check or cash gifts to the B-Smooth Fund 555 Genius Boulevard.

Haha. I am reminded of the Old Testament mega-theme...Pride comes before the fall.

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